Phalanxster's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hacky Sack Insanity]

Hey Mudah....

Mudah, when you have the respect to spell your reviews properly instead of writing what you wrote, which was almost gibberish, THEN I'm sure double_slash and NORM will take your point seriously.

As it happens, THEY are on the front page, and YOU can't even spell.

Do you even KNOW how HARD it is to animate Flash? It takes a lot of work, so STFU N00Bz0R!

Peace,

-Phalanx

[Damn Computers]

You have an obsession with large, black men....

.... with small hands..

Seek help!

I liked your drawings, though. Just keep trying, dude, you'll get the hang of animations soon enough....

MmMmMmMmMmmmm..... juicy sandwich....

-Phalanx

[Tsunami - How U Can Help!]

How condascendingly American...

I don't want to sound unsympathetic to the people of Asia when I say that this film was totally unnecessary. I've already donated money to the cause, and I find the choice of song in that series of clips (let's face it, it wasn't a film) insulting and patronising.
I agree with MrCrue88 that if I was one of the unfortunate victims of the event in question, I would be angry to see myself portrayed in a desperate and ignoble manner as you have portrayed them.
These people have pride, too. Just look at India, who are intent on reimbursing its population and repairing the damage without any foreign aid.

You not going to go to heaven for making a fucking Flash 'animation'.

[The Sandbox]

I don't enjoy being patronised...

It was obvious where that animation was going right from the start when you put the star on 'George's' chest.

'I'm desperate', says Alex... While I don't agree at all with what 'W' is doing, Saddam Hussein was not entirely blameless either.

And while we're on the subject, Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein are not the same person, unless you want to tar all Arabs with the same brush? Osama attacked the WTC, Saddam is an evil tyrant. Osama did not attack the US over oil related matters, he attacked them because in his eyes, and the eyes of his religion, the US and its commercialism is the only thing standing in the way of a unified world. He was also angry at the stationing of US troops in Saudi Arabia.

Please get your facts straight, and don't patronise people with falsehoods that are misleading as to the true course of events.

-Phalanx

[PICONJO's Massacre 2: DX]

Piconjor sux p3n0r!

The only bit that made me laugh was when you click the 'main menu' sign at the end and it says 'rofl sux meh pen0r'.

Web-slang always cracks me up though, so it was an easy giggle... hehehe

-Phalanx
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P.S. Pic0nj0r s0x h0rse p3n0r!!!!11!192820oMGWtF!!1!111

[PICONJO: The Epic Kiss 4]

Fuck Off!!!

You're efforts are pitiful, and you are beaten even by the Dailytoon retards.

Come back when you've grown big enough balls to make a proper animation, and then try again.

-Phalanx

[DailyToon11112004]

Can I get 'one star' as my screensaver?

Seriously, I loved the music and the crazy cats.

Make it into a screensaver!

-Phalanx

P.S. This is the least stupid daily toon so far...

TheStarSyndicate responds:

I'll talk to him. E-mail me at [e-mail] later if you are serious about a screensaver :)

[The Lonely Friend Place]

Better made than most...

Well, I actually quite enjoyed that... The voices made me laugh, as did the concept.... haha...

Much better made than a lot of the shit that's about at the moment, with clear graphics and good sounds and decent, if limited, animation.

Nice work!

-Phalanx

[Total War Trailer]

Tingly!

Haha, that had me all tingly like a proper movie trailer.
The music was great! And I loved how you cut it all together.
I admit that when it started I thought it would be a bit crap, but as it progressed it gave me the shivers, hehehe...

The only bit that annoyed me was a bad cut that you made with the sound. Otherwise, top work!

-Phalanx